Monday, March 29, 2004



Iraq supports the Palestinians
Israel tells the US that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction
US invades Iraq and takes control of the oil
Israel wipes out Palestinian leaders
US can't find any weapons of mass destruction
Israel says that's because there weren't any

UK gets dragged along because Blair can't see what's happening
his head's stuck up Bush's arse

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Saturday, March 27, 2004



Saddam Hussein is said not to be telling his interrogators very much -
"Mr Hussein, where have you hidden your weapons of mass destruction?"
"For the millionth time, I haven't got any weapons of mass destruction."

why do some members of the UN Security Council
have the power of veto, and not others?

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Thursday, March 25, 2004



Foreign Secretary Jack Straw's justification for UK troops invading Iraq
is that no one has given him a good answer
as to what would have happened if they hadn't

the world would be a safer place if he was in Broadmoor
(a prison for the criminally insane)

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004


there should be a day set aside every year
when everyone admits they're wrong

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Tuesday, March 23, 2004



anti-terrorist legislation = locking people up without a fair trial

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Monday, March 22, 2004



with US forces embedded in Iraq, it seems Israel can act with impunity

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Saturday, March 20, 2004


Blair quotes the Iraqis as being happy he invaded their country?
maybe he should remember it's UK voters he's got to answer to

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Wednesday, March 17, 2004


we are fighting for basic freedoms and human rights for all
which is why we have to lock people up without a fair trial

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Sunday, March 14, 2004


the world would be better off if Bush waged a "War Against Spam"
- tho on reflection, given his 'successes' in other wars, maybe not

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Saturday, March 13, 2004


if the deaths of 192 civilians killed in the Madrid bombings were "an unspeakable evil" (Tony Blair), how should the deaths of 100,000 civilians killed in the bombings of Hiroshima & Nagasaki be described?

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Thursday, March 11, 2004


i've read that americans are afraid of being abducted by aliens
- everyone else is worried about being abducted by americans

"war on terrorism"? why haven't we started peace talks?
because fighting wars makes Bush & Blair feel important

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Friday, March 05, 2004



Tony Blair asks people not to attack his integrity -
how do you attack something which doesn't exist?

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Thursday, March 04, 2004


if only Bush would stop his insane "war against terrorism"
& accept that the US way of life affects climate change
not much chance of that tho - he's paid by the oil lobby

Tony Blair is a greater danger to UK democracy
then ten thousand Osama bin Ladens

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Wednesday, March 03, 2004


the US Democratic primaries? every 4 years US citizens get the
chance to vote on whether the President should change his name

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