Monday, March 29, 2004

Iraq supports the Palestinians
Israel tells the US that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction
US invades Iraq and takes control of the oil
Israel wipes out Palestinian leaders
US can't find any weapons of mass destruction
Israel says that's because there weren't any

UK gets dragged along because Blair can't see what's happening
his head's stuck up Bush's arse


Saturday, March 27, 2004

Saddam Hussein is said not to be telling his interrogators very much -
"Mr Hussein, where have you hidden your weapons of mass destruction?"
"For the millionth time, I haven't got any weapons of mass destruction."

why do some members of the UN Security Council
have the power of veto, and not others?


Thursday, March 25, 2004

Foreign Secretary Jack Straw's justification for UK troops invading Iraq
is that no one has given him a good answer
as to what would have happened if they hadn't

the world would be a safer place if he was in Broadmoor
(a prison for the criminally insane)


Wednesday, March 24, 2004

there should be a day set aside every year
when everyone admits they're wrong


Tuesday, March 23, 2004

anti-terrorist legislation = locking people up without a fair trial


Monday, March 22, 2004

with US forces embedded in Iraq, it seems Israel can act with impunity


Saturday, March 20, 2004

Blair quotes the Iraqis as being happy he invaded their country?
maybe he should remember it's UK voters he's got to answer to


Wednesday, March 17, 2004

we are fighting for basic freedoms and human rights for all
which is why we have to lock people up without a fair trial


Sunday, March 14, 2004

the world would be better off if Bush waged a "War Against Spam"
- tho on reflection, given his 'successes' in other wars, maybe not


Saturday, March 13, 2004

if the deaths of 192 civilians killed in the Madrid bombings were "an unspeakable evil" (Tony Blair), how should the deaths of 100,000 civilians killed in the bombings of Hiroshima & Nagasaki be described?


Thursday, March 11, 2004

i've read that americans are afraid of being abducted by aliens
- everyone else is worried about being abducted by americans

"war on terrorism"? why haven't we started peace talks?
because fighting wars makes Bush & Blair feel important


Friday, March 05, 2004

Tony Blair asks people not to attack his integrity -
how do you attack something which doesn't exist?


Thursday, March 04, 2004

if only Bush would stop his insane "war against terrorism"
& accept that the US way of life affects climate change
not much chance of that tho - he's paid by the oil lobby

Tony Blair is a greater danger to UK democracy
then ten thousand Osama bin Ladens


Wednesday, March 03, 2004

the US Democratic primaries? every 4 years US citizens get the
chance to vote on whether the President should change his name