"Afghanistan... is descending into a downward spiral of lawlessness and instability" - Amnesty International - 17th June 2004
another US success?

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Bush & Blair & co lied about invading Iraq
they killed thousands of innocent people
we are governed by liars and murderers

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the Bush administration's contribution to the world economy?
a rise in the price of oil, and a fall in the price of heroin

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if SETI discovers extraterrestrial intelligence,
who will be allowed to communicate with them?

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football? it's just people running about trying to kick a substitute pig's bladder between a couple of wooden posts - only marginally more comprehensible than watching grown men throw bits of dead cow at three twigs stuck in the ground

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US to increase foreign aid?
measured by % of GDP, it is the lowest provider of all the industrialised countries
the amount donated is approx 3% of the amount spent on its military expenditure

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when i was young i never believed what i was told
i argued with all my relatives and all my teachers
half the time i was wrong

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if ice was a strategic resource,
the US would be 'liberating' Antarctica

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(i've been helping look after a neighbour's two (male) dogs for the last week)
if dogs held an olympic games,
the only event would be synchronised spraying

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