moderator: "How smart is your dog?"
Joe Biden: "I've got a smart dog that understands simple commands."
Donald Trump: "I've got the smartest dog in the world. It speaks five languages fluently, but it doesn't speak Chinese because it doesn't want to catch the virus they sent us. It speaks better French than Angela Merkel. It speaks better English than Joe Biden. Because you can't trust what Joe Biden says. Even my dog knows that. And I'm smarter than my dog."
46% of US: "Our President is dumber than his dog."
37% of US: "Our President is smarter than his dog."
10% of US: "There's an election?"
6% of US: "It's hard to say who's telling the truth."
1% of US: "My vote goes to Jo Jorgensen (Libertarian) / Howie Hawkins (Green) / (etc)"